Obama's Occupy Wall Street Loons Obama's Socialist Pals

ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBURY SAYS ‘JESUS WOULD HAVE JOINED THE OCCUPY MOVEMENT’…….

 

The amount of disgust I have for this man is great.

According to the Arcbishop of Canterbury, Jesus apparently said, “Come to me, all of you who defecate….

and fornicate in public…..

and who hate the system that’s responsible for lifting the vast majority of the world’s poor out from desperate, grueling poverty and extended their life spans…..

and all you zombies, I won’t forget the zombies…….

who resort to violence when they don’t get their own way…..

and leave millions of pounds of human waste and trash in their wake….

and I shall lead your protest, because what you represent is exactly what Christianity is all about”. Jesus Christ.

H/T: Weasel Zippers

7 Responses

  1. Jesus may have joined, but Thor, Odin, Hercules, Amman-Ra and Zeus would have smote these people by sunset.

  2. Jesus would have seen the demons that drive them from within, and cleansed them.

  3. Jesus would undoubtedly have joined the occupy movement. But only to show them their problems with violence, addiction, theivery, vandalism, and fornication. Seems that those were the same ugly things that ended the Haight-Ashbury thing back in the 1960s. When your certainty that you know how to fix the world, coupled with youthful inexperience comes up against reality, reality always wins.

    1. I would say Quibble that he would have engaged them, not joined them.

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