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NEW SENSATION SWEEPING UMMAH NATION, PADDED BRAS, BUT CONDEMNED BY PAKISTANI ISLAMIC COUNCIL…………..

So the logical choice will be that they’ll have to be condemned as a “devil’s cushion”. Really. KGS

NOTE: Clever western entrepreneurs prepare for the inevitable, and advise their Pakistani wholesale clients to prepare for an eventual dual use scenario.

NOTE: The next time some you know swears that Islam is not an ideology, but a religion, just refer them to this article and the Pakistani Council of Islamic Ideology.

“Padded Bras are Devil’s Cushions” says Council of Islamic Ideology

Lahore – The Council of Islamic Ideology met last night as scheduled in light of the protests held last month by JUI and other religious parties against the increasing import and eventual use of padded and colorful bras. The Council also invited shop owners who were in the business of importing and selling female underwear. The Council advised the shop owners to bring lingerie samples, so that the council could see about what the protesters were angry.

Last month the protesters gathered outside an outlet inside Park Towers and occupied the entire floor and chanted slogans against padded bras. They asked the government to put a ban on the import and sale of padded, vibrant, colorful bras and demanded legislation that would outlaw the purchase of any underwear that is not white or beige colored.

“Padded bras are evil as they make the breasts look bigger and perky”, said one of the protesters. “Only devil women show off private parts. Muslim women should be as humble about them as they can. In fact they should be ashamed of their breasts, both of them.” Another protester said that the purpose of underwear is not to accentuate the curves. “…especially of a woman’s body the breast should not look like they belong to a non-virgin even if she happens to be married.” he added.

“Those lacy bras? They are an abomination! Do you even know how they’re made? They’re made in China by underfed and underpaid children. That’s how they’re made.” said a placard that was held by a protester. They chanted slogans as the Mall security stood and watched helplessly while three female customers and two employees locked themselves inside the store. The third employee of the store who was on a break before the protest began, joined the protesters and was cheered up on by the crowd after she announced, “I will not wear these sinful, men-attracting padded bras that make my jugs look juicy.” She then ripped out her bra and threw it on the ground where the protesters stomped on it repeatedly. She was later thrown an abaya by someone in the crowd.

More jocularity here.


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