Global Warming

UN UNVEILS NEW GLOBAL WARMING SCARE REPORT…ALL IS LOST…….

 

Moronic doesn’t even begin to describe it.

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Global Warming Will Cause War, Pestilence, Famine and Death, Says New IPCC Report Inevitably

Today sees the release of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s (IPCC) latest findings on the state of “global warming” and the news isn’t good. Here are some of the highlights:

Today sees the release of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change’s (IPCC) latest findings on the state of “global warming” and the news isn’t good.

Here are some of the highlights:

  • Giant malarial mosquitoes the size of crane flies may descend en masse and drain us of our blood so quickly with their powerful razor sharp probosces that we won’t even have time to be infected – we’ll be dead before we hit the floor;
  • Bangladesh, Tuvalu, The Maldives and Florida will all be submerged;
  • Four horsemen with skulls for faces, glowing red eyes and huge scythes will gallop across the blighted land on skeletal horses spreading fire, pestilence, famine, and disease. Men will pray for the quick release of death. Children will clutch their parents and say: “Why didn’t we listen?”;
  • The populations of horrid things like cockroaches and scorpions will quintuple, while all the cute animals – wrens, robins, meerkats, baby polar bears, kittens, sea otters – will vanish as if they had never been;
  • Men will say openly that Christ and His saints slept;
  • There will be war, war and more war.

More here.

5 Responses

  1. I like that “giant malarial mosquitoes” thing.

    Finally I can benefit from all the hours I used on a Skeet-range 😉

  2. In the beginning, for lefties, it was desire for democracy that was behind the Arab spring, but now, when the Arab nation has shown its real nature, it is suddenly “Man Made Climate Change”(earlier Global Warming )that was behind it, according to YLE news/Jaana Kanninen. 🙂

    1. Exactly that Kari, it’s the feckless, devious nature of Leftism.

  3. War? Pestilence? Starvation? Death? Hey, wait just a minute! It’s not coming, it’s already here! Anyone heard of islam lately? What was the good news you heard?
    The Band of Four has arrived disguised as fellow man.

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