EGYPTIAN TV SHOW HOST PUNKS PARIS HILTON WITH FAKE AIRPLANE CRASH…….

I couldn’t care less about Paris Hilton, but in this case, I actually feel sorry for her, and thanks to the Egyptian show as well for cementing what everyone else really thinks about Muslims and airplanes.

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Is this TV’s cruelest prank? Egyptian show films screaming and weeping Paris Hilton on private jet as pilot sends it plummeting to the ground claiming they are going to crash

Pranked! Screaming Paris Hilton thinks 'she's going to die' as Egyptian TV show convinces

Even by TV prank standards, the one pulled on Paris Hilton by an Egyptian TV show was pretty hard core. Egyptian actor Ramez Galal specializes in producing audacious specials that air during the month of Ramadan. And in his latest episode, revealed on The Huffington Post , he seems to convince Paris she’s about to die in a plane crash and persuade her afterwards that it was just a good laugh.

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NYT’S JERUSALEM BUREAU CHIEF JODI RUDOREN ASKS WHAT KIND OF VEGETABLE IS THIS……?

Great pick up by Mollie Hemingway at The Federalist, it’s obvious that the NYT hasn’t the sharpest stalk working their desk. H/T: A Man With A Funny Bone.

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And in the spirit of Thanksgiving, the Tundra Tabloids sends Jodi Rodoren a wonderful celery recipe that she can stuff her bird with, if she’s actually into that sort of thing.

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WUDU, WUDU YOU THINK YOU’RE FOOLING…..?

 

Vlad sent me this the moment I turned on my laptop. He’s right you know, sometimes it really is hard to determine if Islam isn’t the world’s largest comedy team, especially when they have these punch lines lying in wait. They are their own best comedy but they appear to be serious, which might be the best form of comedy that you could think of.

But first, let the Muppets set the pace……..

Now: Team Tard comedy hr…….

KUWAITIS PLAY FAKE KAZAKHSTAN NATION ANTHEM FROM BORAT MOVIE DURING SPORT MEDALS CEREMONY……..

 

Hilarious!!

NOTE: Ok, I feel bad for the woman who had to endure that, but you have to admit it’s incredibly hilarious.

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NOTE: Thanks to Vlad for this piece of news.

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