Trying to get a straight answer about Islam from a Muslim is like trying to get a Strawberry malt from the udder of a goat.
Please don't feel bad if you never, ever got a straight answer from a Muslim about Islam.
It's not the done thing! pic.twitter.com/OlcFWLNIbv
— Basima Faysal (@BasimaFaysal) April 1, 2016