A TT reader sends the following:
I read this fantastic joke on a Russian website. They claim it is making the rounds in Germany! I translated it for you here:
Muhammad was squatting in Berlin and spitting on the ground through a hole in his teeth. Suddenly a fairy appeared and said:
“I’m a socialist, social liberal fairy! I flew to fulfil three wishes!”
“Look, what a hole I have in my mouth! I want to get cured and have all my teeth fixed!”
No sooner had Muhammad utter these words, that immediately the law on free treatment and prosthetics for foreign aliens was passed, and his teeth became snow-white with a Hollywood smile.
“I miss my four wives and fifteen kids as well as parents, brothers and sisters, parents, brothers and sisters of my wife! I wish we lived in a luxury villa, and that we always had a lot of money!”
No sooner had Muhammad finish as, he was situated in a beautiful villa! On the table was the text of the law on family reunification for foreign aliens and bank printouts with information about the benefits received. The house was fully furnished and equipped with electrical appliances in accordance with the law on assistance in the purchase of furniture and household appliances for foreign aliens.
Happy Mohammed did not know what he would ask for next, because still one wish remained. So he asked:
“I want to be a real German. Not only is citizen of Germany. I want to be a blue-eyed blonde, and I want my name to be Fritz Schulz!”
Before he could finish the sentence, everything disappeared, and he found himself once again squatting and spitting on the ground through the hole in the teeth.
“What happened? Why has everything disappeared?!” He asked the fairy.
“Are not you ashamed, Mr Schulz, to beg the state! You have to take care of your family yourself! Go and look for a job!”
