Humour Taliban

‘You May Be A Taliban If…

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher,

but you can’t afford shoes

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon ‘unclean.’

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

10 . You’ve always had a crush on your neighbor’s goat.

H/T: Baron Bodissey

8 Responses

  1. he goat is kind of cute…i can se why they would have a crush on it….after all, when you get done with your crush with it, you can at least eat it for dinner…lol this was very funny i thought. but truth is sad also!

  2. actually the guy with the mismatched shoes had a very darling little green dress on, a must have for all ladie opps i mean men

  3. Once again, very funny, but sadly too close to reality. Is that where these people live, in “Realitystan”?

  4. What’s the picture with cell phones in cigarette packs and the egg in the cup all about?

  5. Glad you all liked it.

    For Spud: The cell phones are supposedly cooking the egg. 🙂

  6. Yea, what is the deal with the cell phones and egg?

  7. You might be a Taliban if…

    …you can built a bomb but you can’t build a road.

    …your daughters don’t have a clit but you take viagra.

    …you own a koran but you can’t read.

    …you can’t abide dogs but profess loyalty.

    This game is too easy 😀

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