Stand by for all the wailing and moaning and gnashing of teeth, especially the gnashing of teeth. KGS
The Baron has much much more, here!
An excerpt:
Muhammed:
“My uncle used to tell me great stories about a man named Jesus and his eleven… eh… warriors, or something. I really wanted to be like him, and I think I lived up to the expectations. I met him; we are actually good friends. We hang out a lot together, we play poker sometimes, we both cheat a bit and have a laugh about it afterwards. We don’t play for money, of course.”