Henrik Ræder Clausen: To Hell with Allah, A Terrorist’s Afterlife…….

Henrik Ræder Clausen recently sent the Tundra Tabloids a piece about terrorists in “To Hell with Allah“, that in the TT’s opinion, cleverly reflects a time period in Christian church history in which religious leaders held altogether different views vis-a-vis the Islamic world, than they dare admit to now.
In today’s world, any church leader daring to speak publically of his or her opinions about the religion of Mohamed, will have not only the Muslim world demanding his or her head, but will also be inundated with demands for apologies from within familiar Christian circles as well.
Though the piece appears to be all inclusive as to who falls from grace and out of heaven’s favor, in the TT’s opinion it’s really a selective shot at those who are doing the most damage in the world today, the followers of the madman from the Arabian desert. Read and decide for yourselves. KGS

To Hell with Allah: A Terrorist’s Afterlife

Henrik Ræder Clausen: I’m pondering what these prospective ‘martyrs’ will experience when they wake up in the afterlife.

Possibly intense heat, flames and explosions all around them, molten lead being pourn down their throats and their skin being ripped off repeatedly just for the sake of pain. Forced injections with sense-stimulating drugs, probably too. Then, looking around, they identify Allah – sitting on a thrown of glowing iron, enjoying the fate of those around.

Then, in a pause from the torment, they get up and ask, for they thought the book had promised them a somewhat, ehm, different fate. Allah replies: “No way, this is the fate of those who fall for deception to commit hineous acts of violence. You’ve come to the right place. Better get used to it, you’ll be here for a while.”

The somewhat disspirited non-martyrs then mount their last defense: “Sure, this looks quite vividly like the Quran describes Hell, including you being here to stoke the fires with the bodies of the infidels. But we’re not infidels, we’re Muslims. This cannot be!”

Putting up an evil grin, Allah continues: “The Quran, the book given by Muhammad? He did a few editing mistakes in that book. Hell is the place for people with no faith in Christ the Saviour and who thus fall from grace into barbary. Sorry, he created a mock religion with bad results. If you want to avoid this, you need to stay clear of deception and avoid committing acts of evil.”

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  1. I hope this answers your question:
    From The Onion:

    Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell
    ‘We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,’ Say Suicide Bombers

    September 26, 2001 | Issue 37•34

    JAHANNEM, OUTER DARKNESS—The hijackers who carried out the Sept. 11 attacks on the World Trade Center and Pentagon expressed confusion and surprise Monday to find themselves in the lowest plane of Na’ar, Islam’s Hell.
    “I was promised I would spend eternity in Paradise, being fed honeyed cakes by 67 virgins in a tree-lined garden, if only I would fly the airplane into one of the Twin Towers,” said Mohammed Atta, one of the hijackers of American Airlines Flight 11, between attempts to vomit up the wasps, hornets, and live coals infesting his stomach. “But instead, I am fed the boiling feces of traitors by malicious, laughing Ifrit. Is this to be my reward for destroying the enemies of my faith?”

    The rest of Atta’s words turned to raw-throated shrieks, as a tusked, asp-tongued demon burst his eyeballs and drank the fluid that ran down his face.

    According to Hell sources, the 19 eternally damned terrorists have struggled to understand why they have been subjected to soul-withering, infernal torture ever since their Sept. 11 arrival.

    “There was a tumultuous conflagration of burning steel and fuel at our gates, and from it stepped forth these hijackers, the blessed name of the Lord already turning to molten brass on their accursed lips,” said Iblis The Thrice-Damned, the cacodemon charged with conscripting new arrivals into the ranks of the forgotten. “Indeed, I do not know what they were expecting, but they certainly didn’t seem prepared to be skewered from eye socket to bunghole and then placed on a spit so that their flesh could be roasted by the searing gale of flatus which issues forth from the haunches of Asmoday.”
    “Which is strange when you consider the evil with which they ended their lives and those of so many others,” added Iblis, absentmindedly twisting the limbs of hijacker Abdul Aziz Alomari into unspeakably obscene shapes.

    “I was told that these Americans were enemies of the one true religion, and that Heaven would be my reward for my noble sacrifice,” said Alomari, moments before his jaw was sheared away by faceless homunculi. “But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile. This must be some sort of terrible mistake.”

    Exacerbating the terrorists’ tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that they will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the Paradise they were expecting.

    “It might actually be the most painful thing we can do, to show these murderers the untold pleasures that would have awaited them in Paradise, if only they had lived pious lives,” said Praxitas, Duke of Those Willingly Led Astray. “I mean, it’s tough enough being forced through a wire screen by the callused palms of Halcorym and then having your entrails wound onto a stick and fed to the toothless, foul-breathed swine of Gehenna. But to endure that while watching the righteous drink from a river of wine? That can’t be fun.”

    Underworld officials said they have not yet decided on a permanent punishment for the terrorists.

    “Eventually, we’ll settle on an eternal and unending task for them,” said Lord Androalphus, High Praetor of Excruciations. “But for now, everyone down here wants a crack at them. The legions of fang-wombed hags will take their pleasure on their shattered carcasses for most of this afternoon. Tomorrow, their flesh will be melted from their bones like wax in the burning embrace of the Mother of Cowards. The day after that, they’ll be sodomized by the Fallen and their bowels shredded by a demonic ejaculate of burning sand. Then, on Sunday, Satan gets them all day. I can’t even imagine what he’s got cooked up for them.”

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